NOTE: Old Man McGucket is the only one actually present at all times. All other speakers speak only on the TV, and are part of clips from previous episodes. When another character is talking or appears, assume that the focus has cut from McGucket to the screen, and when McGucket is talking, unless specified otherwise, assume that the focus is back on him.
McGucket comes up with a whistling sound. He looks at various objects, including a jar of eyeballs and a skull, as he speaks.
Hmm, you ever notice how many people in Gravity Falls have only one eye?