Susan Wentworth

Lazy Susan Wentworth
Background information
First episode	Tourist Trapped
Last episode	Not What He Seems
Voice	Jennifer Coolidge
Character information
Full name	Susan Wentworth
Other names	Lazy Susan
Occupation	Waitress at Greasy's Diner
Home	Wentworth residence, Gravity Falls, Oregon
Pets	Donald, Sandy, and Mr. Cat Face (cats)
Likes	Stan Pines; Her cats; Fishing; Fixing things
Quote	"He might even be behind me right now! Let me see. Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Lazy" Susan Wentworth is a dimwitted, sluggish, old woman who works as a waitress at Greasy's Diner. She is known for her lazy eye and love of cats, and was in a brief relationship with Stan Pines.

History

Season 1

Lazy Susan is first seen writing down an order at Greasy's Diner in "Tourist Trapped," while Norman breaks the glass of the door to open it for Mabel.

Lazy Susan on the opening day of fishing season.

In "The Legend of the Gobblewonker," she is seen "fishing" at Lake Gravity Falls on the Opening Day of Fishing Season, holding out a frying pan alongside her fishing rod, and calling for the fish to jump in.

The day before Grunkle Stan, Mabel, and Dipper go to eat at Greasy's Dinner for breakfast in "Dipper vs. Manliness," she was hit by a bus. However, she seems fine and is able to work as usual.

Lazy Susan giving Stan her phone number

The following day, Grunkle Stan is shown to have a crush on her, so Mabel tries to spark their romance and offers Stan some help. Later in the episode when Mabel brings Stan to the diner, Lazy Susan actually laughs at one of his jokes, then gives Stan her phone number and a piece of pie on the house. However, during the episode's end credits, we can hear Lazy Susan leaving Stan a message asking him to call her back, and he starts getting annoyed, possibly meaning that he no longer has a crush on her. She is quite upset when one of her cats, Mr. Cat-Face, refuses to greet Stan over the telephone.

In "Irrational Treasure," Lazy Susan is seen riding in a horse wagon with Ranger McGucket during Pioneer Day.

Lil' Gideon with Lazy Susan on the bench.

In "Little Dipper," she is seen sitting on a bench at the bus stop with Gideon Gleeful. She attempts to make friendly conversation with him, but is quickly freaked out by Gideon's rant about annihilating his arch-enemy's entire family, and doesn't get on the bus when it comes.

In "Summerween," she appears dressed as a big ball of yarn with her cats climbing all over it, giving huge amounts of candy to Trick-or-Treaters. She only gives one piece of candy each to Mabel, Soos, Candy Chiu, and Grenda, because Dipper was not wearing a costume.

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Stan and Susan on a date.

In "Dreamscaperers," one of Grunkle Stan's memories is of Lazy Susan having a date with him. During the date Stan points out that her "eye is weird". Soon after he realizes that he made a mistake going on a date with her in the first place. Consequently, Stan makes up a non-specific excuse and flees from his date with Lazy Susan.

Lazy Susan's making her coffee omelette.

Lazy Susan makes another appearance in "Gideon Rises." She is seen at the Grand Closing of the Mystery Shack, openly complementing on how Gideon's psychic ability was able to discover the secret ingredient to her coffee omelette. Far later in the episode she is seen at the Gideon-bot's crash site with other citizens of Gravity Falls, where Stan exposes Gideon as a fraud. 

Shorts

She makes another appearance in "The Hide Behind," when Dipper is interviewing local Gravity Falls residents about the mysterious sightings of the creature from lumberjack legends.

In "TV Shorts 2," she appears as a guest on "Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray?," alongside her cats, whom she has dressed up in little clothes.

Season 2

In "Scary-oke," she attends the "Mystery Shack is Back" party, bringing a pie with her.

Lazy Susan's memory being erased.

In the "Little Gift Shop of Horrors" segment, Hands Off, Lazy Susan is seen running a booth at the Gravity Falls Swap Meet, selling baby parts. She later runs away screaming after seeing Grunkle Stan's new hands, which were made by Mabel.

In "Society of the Blind Eye," she witnesses the Gnomes trying to take her pie on her way home from work. Just as she tries to phone in to report what she saw, the Blind Eye Society sneaks up from behind and kidnaps her. They later erase her memory.

In "The Love God," while at the diner, she watches the result of Mabel's matchmaking of Robbie and Tambry.

In "Northwest Mansion Mystery," she is seen attending the party at Northwest Manor after Pacifica lets in the common folk.

Personality

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Lazy Susan attempts to fix a display case.

Lazy Susan is good-natured and has a rather odd sense of humor. She enjoys fixing things, although she is untalented at doing so. She loves cats and owns at least three, named Donald, Sandy, and Mr. Cat Face. She is extremely codependent in her love life, as exhibited by her incessant calls to Stan Pines in their short-lived relationship. Lazy Susan is also rather oblivious, shown by her not knowing what type of Summerween outfits Dipper, Mabel, Candy, Grenda, and Soos were wearing. 

Appearance

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Lazy Susan wears light blue eye shadow and has her lazy eye closed unless she manually lifts it with her fingers. She also wears pinkish mauve lipstick and has been said to wear mascara. She has gray hair in a beehive hairstyle, a grayish rose dress, and a white apron around her waist with a brown stain that looks like coffee. She has a hint of a double-chin. Her fingernails are long and are usually painted red. Her nails are painted blue in "Tourist Trapped" and "Summerween."

Sightings

Season 1

• 101. "Tourist Trapped" ^{(no lines)}
• 102. "The Legend of the Gobblewonker"
• 106. "Dipper vs. Manliness"
• 108. "Irrational Treasure" ^{(no lines)}
• 111. "Little Dipper"
• 112. "Summerween"
• 119. "Dreamscaperers"
• 120. "Gideon Rises"

Shorts

• 6. "The Hide-Behind"
• 15. "TV Shorts 2"

Season 2

• 201. "Scary-oke"
• 206. "Little Gift Shop of Horrors"
• 207. "Society of the Blind Eye"
• 209. "The Love God" ^{(no lines)}
• 210. "Northwest Mansion Mystery"
• 211. "Not What He Seems"

Quotes

"Here, fishy, fishy! Get into the pan!" —Lazy Susan

"I got hit by a bus!" —Lazy Susan

"Hey handsome! It's me, Lazy Susan calling to say hi. Hi!" —Lazy Susan calling Grunkle Stan

"Chimneysweep, elephant man, squeegee, ant farm." —Lazy Susan incorrectly describing various costumes

"I feel great! I can't even remember what was wrong! Or what I'm doing here! Or if I'm a man or a woman!" —Lazy Susan after a memory wipe

Trivia

• Her name is a reference to a rotating tray by the same name.
  • In "The Hide Behind", she proves this even more when she continually spins around in a circle.
• Her phone number is 555-0155.
• In "Dipper vs Manliness," Lazy Susan left at least 36 messages on Grunkle Stan's home phone.
• She loves cats, and has 3, Donald, Sandy, and Mr. Cat Face.
• The secret ingredient to her coffee omelette is coffee.
• She smells like onions.
• She seems to have ptosis.
• Her eccentric personality may be a side-effect of the Memory erasing gun, which is proven to cause brain damage under prolonged exposure.

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