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Short opens with Mabel getting up from the ground with umbrellas, a pair of goggles, a helmet, and a pillow attached to her written "Amelia Awesomeheart." She has some feathers around her.
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Mabel
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And that was Mabel's Guide to Flying. (Throws down umbrellas and walks next to a bird) In conclusion, flying and falling are basically the same thing. (To the bird next to her) I am like you now, bird. (Whispering) We are now one!
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Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage featuring Mabel is played.
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Mabel
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Today: Mabel's Guide to Art!
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Cuts to Waddles resting.
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Mabel
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"Mabel's Guide To" is filmed in front of an adorable studio audience.
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Cuts to Mabel standing next to a moose statue.
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Mabel
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Art! It's all around us! (Cuts to a postcard of Egypt) From the big triangles of the desert, (cuts to a pen) to those pens that go like.. (Tilts the pen to make the hat part goes up) Brooop! (Tilts it back down) Brooop!
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Static. Cuts to a video of an elephant painting.
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Mabel
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Ha ha! Even old Jumbo is getting in on the act. Don't quit your day job, Jumbo! That's... that's really bad.
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Static. Cuts back to Mabel.
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Mabel
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No one knows what art means or where it comes from, but one thing is for sure: I'm great at it!
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Cuts to a table. Mabel puts her picture she drew at 2 on it.
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Mabel
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At age 2, I was naturally gifted. (Puts another picture) At age 5, I was a master of portrait. (Puts another picture) Age 7 was a time of free exploration!
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Cuts back to Mabel.
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Mabel
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But everything changed when I saw this amazing caricature! (Takes out a caricature of Dipper)
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Dipper
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(Takes the picture) Gimme that, gimme that.
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Mabel
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What could make it even better you ask? I give you.. (Takes out a cat-icature of Dipper) The "Cat-icature!"
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The scene pauses and a caption written "CAT-ICATURE!" appears with a short soundtrack.
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Mabel
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Just compare this amazing likeness to Dipper!
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Dipper
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That doesn't look anything like me.
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Mabel
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(Interrupting) You're right it does look exactly like you!
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The scene pauses and the caption and the soundtrack appear again. Cuts to Mabel's cat-icatures of Dipper, Wendy, Waddles and Soos are on a Table. Then Mabel places Stan's cat-icature on them.
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Stan
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Uh, it's just the same crummy cat face with a different hat each time.
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Mabel
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Exactly! And I sell 'em for 10 dollars each.
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Stan
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You need an agent? I am now your agent.
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Static. Cuts to a cat-icature of Toby Determined. Mabel hands this picture to Toby.
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Toby
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It looks exactly like me! Right down to my actual cat whiskers that the doctors can't explain! (Hugs the picture) Meow meow meow!
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Mabel
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You're always weirder than I remember.
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Static. Cuts to Stan selling the cat-icatures.
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Stan
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Mabel! These cat-icatures are sellin' like hot cakes!
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Mabel
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Cat-icatures are good. But I've moved on to the next level. Behold... (Takes out a cat which has a picture on its stomach) "Humani-cat-icatures!"
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The scene pauses and a caption written "Humanicaticature!" appears with a short soundtrack. The customers who came to buy the cat-icature want to buy the humani-cat-icatures.
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Stan
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(Happily yelling) Somebody get this girl more cats!
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Static. Cuts to Mabel surrounded by angry cats. Her clothes and hair are clawed by a cat.
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Mabel
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That's it for Mabel's guide to art. Where we learned sometimes you have to suffer for your art. (To the cat) Here kitty, here kitty kitty...
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The cat jumps and attacks Mabel in her face. Mabel falls.
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Mabel
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It actually kinda tickles.
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Static.
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