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Short opens with Mabel in front of several glow sticks, and an exploded television on a table with a phone and a camera glued to it.
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Mabel Pines
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(Coughs) Wow! I'll definitely never be allowed to do that again! Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Home Pyrotechnics. See you next time! (Mabel's hair starts to cracks with electricity) AAHH!
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Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage featuring Mabel is played.
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Mabel
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Today: Mabel's Guide to Fashion!
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A montage of Mabel's sweaters is played while Grenda narrates.
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Grenda (Narration)
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The sweaters! The attitude! The boys love it!
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Dipper Pines
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So wait, what do you want me to do?
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Grenda
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(Whispering) Flip up your glasses!
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Dipper
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Uh, like this? (Flips the glasses)
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Dipper flipping his glasses repeats for 3 times. A voice says "OHHH YEAHH!" Static. Cuts to Mabel on a chair.
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Mabel
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Guess what. It's Mabel. Everyone wants to look as amazing as me. But most people don't have time for fashion in their busy day-to-day lives. That's why I've created...
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Mabel, Candy & Grenda
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Flash makeovers!
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A sign written "Flash Makeovers" is shown. Then cuts to Soos in the living room.
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Soos Ramirez
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Hey guys, what are you uh—
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Mabel
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Grenda, hold him down!
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Grenda tackles Soos and Mabel puts on makeup. Cuts to Soos dressed as David Bowie from Labyrinth, with tight pants, noble-like clothes, yellow hair and a glass ball.
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Soos
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These pants are so tight... I can't move!
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Mabel
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(Runs to the door) You can thank us later!
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Soos
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(Drops the ball) If you're watching this, call for help! (Soos falls down) I'm down! Soos is down!
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Static. Cuts to Mabel opening the bathroom door.
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Stan Pines
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I'm Stan and I was wrong, and I'm singing the...(Grenda tackles Grunkle Stan) AAAAAH! What's happening?!
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Mabel
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BEAUTY IS HAPPENING!
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Stan
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Aaaah! No! Girls!
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Static. Cuts to Grunkle Stan with tiger makeup. Grenda shows him a hand mirror.
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Stan
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I'd be pretty mad at you girls, if I didn't look so fantastic!
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Mabel
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Success! Take it to the streets, girls! (Runs off)
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Grenda
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I'm taking your aftershave. (Runs off too)
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Static. Cuts to Mabel and Grenda outside.
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Mabel
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Okay, gals. We need a real challenge.
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Old Man McGucket
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Old Man McGucket! (Spits in a bucket) Spittin' in a bucket!
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Grenda
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This one is a toughie.
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Mabel
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Let's try something bold.
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Static. Cuts to Mabel drawing a face on Old Man McGucket's "bald" head.
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Mabel
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Am I good or am I good, girls?
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Grenda
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Absolutely stunning!
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Mabel
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Now we cover up that... problem... area... (covers up McGucket's face with his beard) Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous.
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Old Man McGucket
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That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways! (Starts to go backwards) Da di di di da da di di dooweeoo..
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Unnamed pointed nosed woman
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(Screams and runs away)
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Static. Cuts to Mabel and Candy putting makeup on each other.
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Grenda (Narration)
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Join us next week when Mabel tells us what next season has in store!
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Cuts to Mabel with a hat. She puts another hat on the hat.
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Mabel
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Hat-hat!
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A voice says "OHHH YEAHHH!" Static.
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