The principal of Glass Shard Beach High School is the first to acknowledge and recommend Ford Pines possible future success and riches. He was the one to recommend to the Pines that Ford should be given the opportunity to attend West Coast Institute of Technology.
In "A Tale of Two Stans," the principal calls Ford into his office for a meeting with him and his parents to discuss Ford's potential as a "future millionaire," based on the success of his science fair project. He also tells Mr. and Mrs. Pines that their other son, Stan, will essentially never amount to anything and that they'll at least have one son in New Jersey forever.
Despite seemingly well-meaning, he is also cynical and dismissive of students he considers a lost cause.
The principal has a brown mustache and hair that's thinning on top and goes down to just past his neck. He wears square glasses and a gold chain necklace, and a blue long-sleeve button-up shirt.
- 212. "A Tale of Two Stans"
- He has a photo of Richard Nixon hanging on the wall in his office.