Old Man McGucket expresses his lack of interest in relationship gossip, stating that this is something he'll leave to people like Toby Determined. He says that, lately, people have been talking about various romantic relationships occurring in town, including Mabel Pines and Mermando, Dipper Pines and Pacifica Northwest, as well as McGucket himself and his "raccoon wife." He then states that he thinks it is all hogwash, and then asks if anyone has ever been to an "actual hogwash," stating that it's a wonderful time.
- McGucket is uninterested in gossip.
- "Bottomless Pit!"
- "The Deep End"
- "Carpet Diem"
- "Boyz Crazy"
- "Blendin's Game"
- "Northwest Mansion Mystery"
- "Not What He Seems"
- This aired during the showing of "The Golf War."
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