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Transcript This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Hide-Behind." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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Static. Opens to Dipper writing on sign.
Mabel (Whispering from behind camera) We're on!
Dipper Oh. (Clears throat) Hello. And welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained.
Mabel (Holds up UFO keychain and buzzes it)
Dipper Thank you. Today we investigate Gravity Falls anomaly #132: The Hide Behind. (Holds up title card)
Static.
Dipper (Reading from Journal 3) Local lumberjacks tell of a mysterious creature, always just out of sight. But these photos suggest it might actually be real! Either way, I intend to find out!
Mabel (Jumps out at Dipper) Aah! I'm the Hide-Behind!
Dipper (Drops camera) Aah! Mabel!
Mabel Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Static, cut to Manly Dan.
Dan Hide-Behind? Oh, he's real alright. REAL AS MY BEARD! Was behind me once; made this sound: "tch-tch-tch-tch". Mighty spooky.
The tree that Dan's sons are cutting down starts to fall. They run away.
Dan's Oldest Son Daaad!
Dan's Middle Son It's comin' down!
Dan  DADDY'S DOIN' A MOVIE! He's doin' a movie now.

The tree falls on a shack. Static, cut to Lazy Susan pouring and overflowing a cup of coffee.

Gray mustache man Could I get a refill, ma'am? Refill?
Susan Oh, the Hide-Behind is definitely real. Might even be behind me right now! Let me see... (turns around and around) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa—! (Man is utterly confused)
Static, cut to Stan.
Stan Don't believe every legend you hear, kid. The people in this town are literally the dumbest people in the world. Literally.
Static, cut to Lazy Susan still spinning around. Cut back to Stan.
Stan The Hide- Behind's just a rumor. You want a mystery? How about the mystery of why—
Something runs behind Stan.
Stan What the... AH!
Dipper That's it! (Runs after it)
Stan Hey, we're doin' an interview here!
Mabel Dipper!
Stan Kid!
Dipper I'm coming for ya. Where is he? Where is he?
Static, cut to a tiny tree.
Dipper Alright. After hours of searching, I've narrowed it down to this tree. (the camera faces Dipper) I know what you're wondering. How do you catch a creature who's always right behind you? How about... (steps away from the camera) A mirror suit! Nothing's going to sneak up on old Dipper— (Suddenly gets poked in the head with a stick) AAH!
Mabel  (Hangs down from a tree) Blind spot!
Dipper AAH! (Falls over) Oof! I'm down! Dipper down!
Static.
Dipper  This is it. Get ready to finally be seen, Hide-Behind! In 3... 2... 1...
Jumps behind the tree to find an owl with a maraca in its mouth.
Dipper A-ha! What?
Mabel Wow! Cool! Maraca owl!
Static.
Dipper (Takes off mirror suit and dumps it on the ground, groans) Well, based on the lack of evidence, I have to conclude, anomaly #132, the Hide-Behind, just a legend. (Sighs and starts to walk away)
Hide Behind (Follows him, then hides behind a tree when Dipper turns around)
Dipper What was that? Eh, nothing. (Keeps walking)
The Hide Behind continues to follow Dipper, then hides when he turns again. Dipper walks off, followed by the Hide Behind. Static. A part of the hidden page is shown.

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Season one Tourist Trapped | The Legend of the Gobblewonker | Headhunters | The Hand That Rocks the Mabel | The Inconveniencing | Dipper vs. Manliness | Double Dipper | Irrational Treasure | The Time Traveler's Pig | Fight Fighters | Little Dipper | Summerween | Boss Mabel | Bottomless Pit! | The Deep End | Carpet Diem | Boyz Crazy | Land Before Swine | Dreamscaperers | Gideon Rises
Season two Scary-oke | Into the Bunker | The Golf War | Sock Opera | Soos and the Real Girl | Little Gift Shop of Horrors | Society of the Blind Eye | Blendin's Game | The Love God | Northwest Mansion Mystery | Not What He Seems | A Tale of Two Stans | Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons | The Stanchurian Candidate | The Last Mabelcorn | Roadside Attraction | Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future | Weirdmageddon 1: Xpcveaoqfoxso | Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality | Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls
Animated shorts Candy Monster | Stan's Tattoo | Mailbox | Lefty | Tooth | The Hide-Behind | Mabel's Guide to Dating | Mabel's Guide to Stickers | Mabel's Guide to Fashion | Mabel's Guide to Color | Mabel's Guide to Art | Fixin' It with Soos: Golf Cart | Fixin' It with Soos: Cuckoo Clock | TV Shorts 1 | TV Shorts 2 | Mabel's Scrapbook: Heist Movie | Mabel's Scrapbook: Petting Zoo
"Old Man" McGucket's Conspiracy Corner Marathon Triangles | Stan's Brother | Relation Shipping | Laptop Code | The Ice Man | Medalions | Government Agency | 6-18 | Eyes | Cryptograms
Grunkle Stan's Lost Mystery Shack Interviews Interview - Jake Short/Transcript | Interview - Tyrell Jackson Williams/Transcript
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