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This article contains information on a subject that is not considered canon in the Gravity Falls universe.
The football players are fictional professional athletes who admire Stan Pines.
As Stan tells a self-serving tale in "Bottomless Pit!," the players compliment him for winning the "Football Bowl" and teaching them the value of the elderly.
The men admit to being somewhat arrogant, though they are humbled by Stan's athletic abilities.
While the men vary in appearance, they are all roughly the same height and build: extremely tall and muscular. Their uniforms consist of black helmets with single dark green stripes, green shirts with yellow trim, yellow pants, black socks, and black shoes.
- 114. "Bottomless Pit!"