Summerween

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Synopsis: It's a jack-o'-the gravitational Falls' version of the melon and trick-or-treating on Halloween occurred in many summer. Scoop and Mabel are excited to join the fun, but the trick-or-treating is to change the whole outlook of the scoop of the evening when Wendy casually mentions is for children. If you inadvertently insult them or scoop a monster meets his quota sugar at the end of the night when he can eat them at night it becomes even more complicated.

	(The episode opens revealing Stan's car crashing into a "handicap parking" sign.)
Stan	Here we Summerween supermarket!
Dipper	Wait a minute summer - What?
Stan	Summerween! (pulls out a calendar) People in this town are celebrated twice a year, I love Halloween so much. And you would not know it, it's today!
Dipper	Do you always carry out the schedule in your pocket?
Stan	(Pause) Yes.
Mabel	Summerween? Something unnatural feeling about this.
Soos	There is free candy!
	(Cut to inside the store.)
Dipper and Mabel	Passageway in costume!
	(Soos presses a cackling skull .)
Skull	I will lend you a hand ... but I will not any! (cackles)
Soos	Thus Haha, this man tells you.
Worker	Sir, could you stop please to push?
Soos	Mrs. hair less hilarious, you got yourself a deal. (presses skull)
Skull	(cackles)
Store worker	Uhh..
Stan	(picks up a big barrel of fake blood) Ha, ha! When the children come to the 'My' door tonight, 'They're running away screaming at the Stan pine, the master of horror! (turns, faces a baby) Boo.
	(The baby cries as Stan laughs. Soos continues pressing the skulls and Dipper and Mabel knock over a pile of jack o' melons.)
Stan	(holding leaking container of fake blood) Uh-oh. One of the leaked think!
Store worker	(on walkie talkie) The police came in the store, you can remove the pine family.
Stan	Today! (tosses smoke bomb)
Store worker	My eyes!
	(They run out.)​​
Mabel	You pay for the stuff, right?
Stan	Of course!
	(Cuts to store worker holding a Stan Buck.)
Store worker	I hate Summerween.
	(Stan's car slams into a giant inflatable jack o' melon, deflating it.)
Stan	Let's go! (car switches direction and drives away)
	(Cuts to theme song)
	(The Mystery Shack is all decorated for Summerween.)
Mabel	I am so excited!
Dipper	We'll get the best costumes of the most candy ...
Mabel	And so far the biggest gripe!
Dipper	Yes!
Mabel	Yeah, ha ha!
	(Soos is dressed as a superhero.)
Soos	Hey, why I have never seen people so pumped.
Mabel	Then, at home, and scoop me were things the king of trick or treating.(shows a memory book of them in costumes) Twins costumes, people eat it.
Soos	Well, your friends will be more careful in there. It is the night of the burn and goblins. Not to mention ... (turns off lights and shines flashlight in face) Summerween scammers! (dramatic music)
Mabel	Summer - What
Soos	scammers go door to door, so the legend goes Summerween spirit children to eat enough.
Dipper	Well, you do not have to worry about us. (eats piece of candy) We have the spirit to go around. (coughs, lights turn back on) Ugh! What is this stuff? I have never heard of this brand. (shows each candy as he names them) Pop sand? Spider chair? Mr appropriate bar?
Mabel	This is all a cheap-o losers candy!
Soos	So f*ck cheats, your complaint, the children quietly.
Dipper	Your Cape is jammed on your flight, Soos.
Soos	Impressive ... (Eats a gummy)
Dipper	Hey loser candy! (throws candy out the window)
	(View from outside with heavy breathing. Door bell rings.)
Stan	Trick-or-dresser. Quick! Scare that awful candy.
Dipper	(opens door) Happy Summerw-AHH! (spills candy bowl)
Robbie	'Sup, eruption.
Wendy	Hey scoop!
Dipper	Wendy! Ha ha! (bangs into staircase) Ouch ... What what people, what's happening?
Wendy	I left my jacket here. Again.
Robbie	What is sugar? You 'trick-or-treating or somethin' goin?
Dipper	But the fact that I, uh -
Wendy	,, Of course, he'll never cheat lobby Shut up or treatment.
Dipper	No! Yeah, uh. (Hides the scrapbook) Trick-or-treating is for the baby. (laughs nervously) I think.
Wendy	You should come to the party with us. Parents of Tambry in the city, and it'll be off the chain.
Robbie	Surprised you 'did not hear about it. (hands Dipper a flyer)
Dipper	Hey, wait! Maybe I can see you at the party.
Robbie	If you are not too busy playing dress-up.
Wendy	(Elbows Robbie) It's 9:00! Do not forget! (van engine rumbles and van drives off)
Dipper	(sighs) How are you going to do for Mabel?
	(Wolf howls in the distance. Mabel is in the lobby, dressed as strawberry jelly. Candy and Grenda are also here, dressed as a taffy and witch, respectively)
Mabel	Stan Grunkle Grenda is my best friend, Candy.
Candy	I am sweet to eat myself.
Grenda	Hello, Mr. Pine!
Stan	(Is dressed as a vampire) You are cold, got honey? Is there something wrong your voice?
Grenda	What do you mean? Why do you say that?
	(Stan waves his cape and walks away)
Candy	Are dwittung georimyeo coming with us?
Mabel	I only wish he could do, he is a very important meeting to attend some!
	(Waddles walks in with a buisiness man outfit)
Mabel	"I have a curly tail!" The 'me' 'These documents File'
Grenda	(Grenda and Candy laughing) brother John from?
Mabel	People, Man, waiting 'until you see the costumes of the scoop! It's amazing! Here he comes now!
	(Dipper walks down the stairs dressed normally)
Candy	In other words, a great scoop costumes.
Mabel	Hey Hey Brother - Brother, Where What costume?
Dipper	Look, I can not go trick-or-treating. 'I' I'm..uh ',' sick. (fake coughs) You must have a bad candy. (falls on floor) Or to go without.
Mabel	Fight through it people! Where is your spirit Summerween?
	(knocking on door)
Voice	The trick-or-treat.
Dipper	Dude, really? You're a little old for this person. Sorry.
Voice	However, I- wait (door slams)
Mabel	You say, close the door?
Dipper	I told you Mabel, I'm just not feeling tonight. (fake coughs)
Mabel	I would think a little bit better trick-or-treat mood.
Dipper	I have not received any trick-or-treating!
	(knocking on door again)
Dipper	(opens door) The seeker goes to another house! (slams door)
Mabel	Scoop! Where's your hospitality Summerween?
	(door knocks again)
Dipper	I did not receive it.
Mabel	Then there is I! (opens door) I apologize for my brother, he took on the case of perverse -grumps.
Voice	Silence! You have insulted me! To do this you have to pay your life ....  (reveals himself to be the Summerween Trickster)
Mabel	Aww, how cute masks! So you do not you funny?
Trickster	(enters the Shack) Fun, what am I?
Gourney	Twik-owr-tweet! My name is Gourney.
Trickster	(grabs and eats Gourney)
Gourney	Remember meeee!
	(Dipper, Mabel, Candy and Grenda scream)
Grenda	Gourney!
Trickster	You have one way to avoid his fate. (Pokes Candy on the head, Candy clutches Dipper in fright) I should be treated. 500 candy you collect, the last jack-if you can get me out before the melon ... (blows out jack-o-melon) I be able to buy you.
Dipper	Five hundred treated overnight? That's impossible!
Trickster	Choice, the children are yours. You are trick-or-treating ... or you must die. Bwahahaha. (crawls across The Shack's roof and out of sight)
Dipper	Mabel Oh, I realize what you mean?
Mabel	I do. It's your trick-coming therapeutic means - or! Yay! (shakes Dipper)
Candy	The man whom?
Mabel	It is a legend to us about Soos. It is true!
Grenda	(shaking Dipper) We do what we have to do!
Soos	What goes, what's' friends from here on out? I heard ilmanreul. Hehe. That is an interesting word. Ruckus.
Dipper	Soos is a monster; otherwise, the trick-or-treat us, he is eating us!
Candy	I got a picture!
	Candy shows Soos a picture she took on your phone which has a pink and fluffy outlines, stickers, and words.
Soos	Summerween scammers! Oh, man, friend, you guys are crazy beorilgeo problem.
Dipper	How are we going to get so much candy in one night? There is no way!
Mabel	(clapping) For the people well. Now some of it being cursed by blood hungry monster vacations can say bad things.
Grenda	I wet myself.
Mabel	But the monster is wrong crew mess. In the spirit of the candy, the power of the Grenda, a scoop brains, and ... here Soos, even if we have taken all night, gaining 500 candy fun and you should do that!
	(Soos, Candy and Grenda cheer)
Mabel	The streets!
Dipper	But - but I painful memories?
Mabel	What more scoop,: feeding a terrible monster, or if we come and trick or treating together?
Dipper	Well..
Mabel	Come on! (Grabs Dipper by the arms)
Stan	(putting in fake fangs) Oh, Summerween. The child would not know what hit them! (looks through the window and laughs evilly)
Kids	(kids ring doorbell) The trick-or-treat.
Stan	(Opens door) I can do what UG, word for Y-. Oh! No! Augahhh! (face melts off, revealing a skull. Kids scream and run away. Stan reveals the skull was actually a mask) Ah ha ha! Huh? (notices that two kids haven't left)
Soldier Kid	Can we now have the candy?
Stan	What's wrong with you kids? That's right, that you are the scariest days ever seen?
	(kids look at each other and motion a "not really" with their hands)
Stan	Then you are you can be seen! (pulls hotdog chain from costume) Ah! Chan! Real, genuine courage!
Mummy Kid	We are two years old, since the same language, we have been watching a horror movie.
Soldier Kid	Yes, we are not scared.
Stan	Oh, will you be. (covers face with cape menacingly) You can be.
	(View of watertower with bats flying by. Trick-or-treaters seen from above)
Manly Dan	(He and sons are dressed as vikings) For the glory, and my children are charged!
	(They smash through door with a battering ram. People inside scream)
Sheriff Blubs	(dressed as Durland) You are a good day.
Deputy Durland	(dressed as Blubs) No, you have a good day.
Blubs	You do not. (Durland giggles)
Dipper	We just do not understand why you can buy with our candies.
Mabel	In other words, in a fun trick or treat or die so.
Dipper	I'm trying to dayieul from trick-or-treating or die.
	(trick-or-treater rings door bell. Lazy Susan answers it)
Kids	The trick-or-treat.
Susan	So you will not cute! And what costume all? Good. Wonderful.
Kids	Happy Summerween!
The Gang	Trick-or-treating!
Susan	Do you have all the costumes? (looks at Grenda) Chimney Cleaning, (looks at Soos) Elephant Man, (looks at Candy) squeegee, (looks at Mabel) ant farm! (Looks at Dipper) Oh, and what does that mean to you?
Dipper	Well, actually, I'm not wearing anything. We are here, come here a little, there.
Susan	Oh. I see.. (gives each of them one piece of candy) Enjoy!
Grenda	A piece of black licorice?
Candy	Circus Peanuts! The loser is the candy.
Dipper	Four kinds of candy! IES has forever!
Mabel	We have our game, we have the scoop. You gotta put on your clothes.
Dipper	I'm not up to it, you, Mabel! (fake coughs)
Trickster	Oh, really? (climbs down onto Soos, picks up a piece of candy out of Soos' bag) I've seen better. (grabs a jack-o-melon) Tick tock. (blows candle out and jumps behind a house)
Mabel	So what is it about being too sick to wear a costume?
	(Dipper sighs and kicks a rock. Cut to the Mystery Shack)
Soldier and Mummy Kids	We want candy! We want candy!
Stan	(opens door wearing normal clothes) Okay, you got a kid, me. You guys win. I think its horrible, you know, oh leave - you've-! No! Ughh! (Screams as Waddles come out of his shirt) Why ?! Why is the pig jumped out of my chest ?!
	(kids look at each other)
Mummy Kid	Candy.
Soldier Kid	You can -DY!
	(Stan stands there, Waddles falls out of his shirt onto the porch and walks away)
Stan	What scared the two monsters to you?
Soldier Kid	(Grins at each other) Here, take a look. (holds up a smart phone with a video)
Stan	(watching video) What is this? Some are just a few cats, or - kinda- (monster face appears on the video screaming) the ah! Ah! Ah! (Runs inside, kids laughing)
	Stan comes in the house, out of breath. Stan looks at the mirror.
Stan	What happened to you, Stan pine? What happened?
	Cut to Mabel.
Mabel	First public appearance ... (Dipper walks out in his costume, a jar of peanut butter)TADAH! Peanut butter and jelly!
Soos, Candy and Grenda	Awwwww!
Candy	(takes out her phone) I will let you famous Internet. (Takes picture)
Dipper	Come on! Clear that! Just okay, let's at least?
Group	And at least! And at least!
Dipper	(rings doorbell) Do you really think you will make a difference?
Biker	(opens the door, grunting)
Dipper and Mabel	(start dancing) TAH other hat, TAH other ... Twins of TAH!
	(Biker tears up and dumps the entire candy bowl in their bag. Mabel and Dipper smile)
	(Montage of trick-or-treating plays)
Dipper	Now, the man let the candy!
Mabel	(counting candy) 34, 35...
Candy	(climbs into the wheelbarrow) Thirty-six. You see? Because-
Mabel	Yeah, I get it. (more trick-or-treating) 22, 23, 24. A hundred twenty-four!
	(people start blowing out jack-o-melons)
Dipper	Come on, come on!
	(more doorbell ringing)
Toby Determined	Good evening.
	(group screams)
Mabel	What a scary mask!
Toby	That's just my face. (puts on monster mask) The a mask. The roar.
Group	Oh, yeah. That is actually better
	(Toby sighs)
	(more doorbell ringing)
Mabel	498 499 We did it! (group cheers) Another piece of candy all we need.
Dipper	And it's only 8:30. Perfect timing!
Mabel	(Hugs Dipper) Mwah! And the cough went too far!
Soos	Hey, I'm gonna catch a truck to go around. Soos, away! (runs off)
Mabel	Finally, a pair of wax lips, the last one at home! (Mabel and Candy giggle and run off)
Grenda	Not me! Oh! (runs after them)
Dipper	Wendy's is the perfect time to go to a party, I do not need anybody to know trick-or-treated.
	(Robbie's van pulls up. Dipper panics and hides the wheelbarow full of candy in a bush and quickly takes his costume off)
Wendy	Hey scoop!
Dipper	Wendy, oh hey. What happened? (finishes hiding part of his costume)
Wendy	Are you coming to 'the party?
Robbie	You are you doing here?
Dipper	Well, ah. Haha, I'm on my way. I am looking for trick-or-dresser. It reminds me of when I was a kid. (wipes nose)
Wendy	Okay, then. You're coming, right?
Dipper	Definitely, definitely.
Wendy	Cool. See you there. (Van speeds off)
Dipper	Later on, man.
Mabel	You're going to the party?
Dipper	Hey, um, I- (Mabel throws the last piece of candy at him)
Mabel	You are so weird behavior and effort reasons That We must hurry! You're not sick at all! If it was not so crazy monster, you had to be abandoned me! We have a favorite holiday!
Candy and Grenda	Ooohh.
Mabel	Did you have a scoop used to love going on this Halloween ?! (looks around) Where all the candy ?!
Dipper	Relax, relax. I left here. The bush behind. (Pushes the bush aside and looks over) Oh.
	(The wheelbarow full of candy had fallen into a creek gourge and most of the candy was floating downstream)
Mabel	Are you !? What did you do
Dipper	I -PCH I-!
Grenda	Uh, who? (A jack-o-melon goes out)
Mabel	Oh! All Jack-Mellon out!
Dipper	Look! (Points down the road where the last jack-o-melon is still lit)
Old Man McGucket	(about to blow it out) Ehehe! Good night! (Inhales)
	(group gasps)
Mabel	Enough!
Old Man McGucket	What?
Group	Nonononnonoo. Do not do that!
Old Man McGucket	Huh? What happened?
Dipper	Just do not blow the candles!
Old Man McGucket	(pulls out a horn to his ear) What?
Dipper	Do not blow the candles!
Old Man McGucket	I'm older McGucket! (Inhales)
Dipper	Wait!
	(Grenda rams into McGucket)
Grenda	(Grabs Jack-o-melon) Sorry.
	(McGucket makes weird grunting noises and climbs over a pile of cars)
Dipper	Phew, that was close. (Group sighs. Candle goes out)
Mabel	Uh oh.
	(Trickster walks into the light)
Trickster	Knock knock.
	(Grenda drops the jack-o-melon, commercial break. The Trickster approaches the kids)
Trickster	So children. Where's my candy?
Dipper	I had 500 pieces of all of us, I swear. Look at it somewhere there. We can still get it. (group nods)
Trickster	I'm afraid it's too late now! That was your last chance.
	(Dipper throws a piece of candy at the monster. The trickster laughs evilly as he absorbs it)
Dipper	Go, go, go, go! (group runs around the monster. Trickster follows them. Candy screams as it grabs her. Mabel trips and is grabbed by the Trickster too.)
Mabel	Ah! Scoop!
Dipper	Mabel! (Creature laughs evilly and grabs Dipper)
	(Soos crashes into the Trickster with his truck, causing it to explode. The kids go flying)
Grenda	We're alive! Yes!
	(Soos' struck skidds to a halt)
Soos	Wow.
Dipper and Mabel	Soos!
Soos	In other words, not like a normal pedestrian and was it?
Mabel	It was a monster!
Dipper	Thank you, Soos. Whew. Now I'm just glad this over? (Mabel glares at him and walks away.)
Soos	Everyone remember to put the seat belt?
Everyone except Mabel	Yes. (Mabel nods)
Soos	Let's go! (Truck drives off)
	(Mabel rubs her sore elbow)
Dipper	Hey, you all right? Perhaps in a cabin up some bandages.
	(Mabel looks outside and sees the creature starting to reform)
Mabel	Uh, who? (Trickster finishes reforming and growls, jumping onto the back of the truck. Group screams and the truck swerves. Trickster falls off and hits a telephone pole)
Dipper	(pulling on Soos' cape) Break! Break! Break! (Truck crashes into the Summerween Superstore)
	(Mabel coughes and gasps after she sees the monster)
Dipper	We can hide! (Group runs off)
	(Trickster growls and tears off the truck's door)
Dipper	(He, Mabel, Candy and Grenda are hiding in the shelves) It blocks the only exit. Everyone is quiet!
Mabel	Oh, so now you worry about the monsters. I thought all you cared about Wendy.
Dipper	Mabel, you know is not true. I felt like a trick-or-treating just getting a little older to go.
Mabel	We are trick-or-treat, why exactly should go scoop! We are not many Halloweens to the left, I'm old! I think we already did not last.
	(Trickster roars)
Candy	We need to escape.
Grenda	What we look for?
Soos	(Hiding in the costume rack) If only we had to face and what you can use to cover our bodies. You know, like some kind of disguise.
	(Dipper and Mabel look at each other. cut to the selves where the gang are hiding from the trickster in costumes. They are heading towards the exit)
Dipper	This way! Almost! (Turns around) Soos!
	(Soos is about to press one of the cackling heads)
Dipper	Enough!
	The gang sits near the casher to hide themselves
Mabel	Soos, you do not dare!
Soos	Sorry, your friends have become too stressful day. You need a little levity. (Presses the skull, nothing happens)
Mabel	Oh, thank goodness. It is out of battery. (Turns around) Soos, no!
	(Soos is struggling to open a package of bat-teries. he puts them in and presses the head)
Skull	What important points, I always head! nyaha Nyaha.
Soos	Ha ha ha! (Slaps his leg) The cackle of voices crying head is three! (Trickster comes up behind him and opens its mouth. Soos presses the head again. The moster eats Soos)
Dipper	Hey, freak! (Group pulls out toy weapons and starts attacking the trickster)
Grenda	(chops off one of the trickster's arm) Salt water taffy? Gun!
Dipper	(hacks at a leg) You - What? (Tastes a piece) Wait, is it.
Trickster	You do not really understand yet? (picks the kids up) Do not you recognize me? Look at my face! If you look closely. (Pulls the mask off)
	(Dipper and Mabel scream)
Mabel	Losers candy!
Trickster	That's right! Did you ever stop and think nobody do not like the candy at the bottom of the bag? Every year children are thrown into the dump of gravity falls far all 'REJECTED' candy. So seek revenge; Demanding revenge for the children cast me aside. I am black licorice, there are those white, it made every throw all the pieces of discarded bar of chocolate powder materials. You know that stuff!
Mabel	I hate that stuff!
Trickster	No one will eat me. But now, I'm going to eat you.
	The trickster tries to eat the children but a weird sound is heard through the Trickster's stomach.
Trickster	What is that? (Screams)
Soos	(rips through Trickster's chest, screaming) 'Eat Sup bro?
	The trickster falls to the ground vomiting jelly beans.
Soos	(Eating the Trickster) Dude are you want some of this?
Dipper, Mabel, Candy, and Grenda	(shakes their heads)
Trickster	Wait, you think I'm actually taste good?
Soos	Uh, sure! You know.
Trickster	Someone with a good horse and ... everything I wanted. (cries candy corn) I'm so happy!
Soos	Wooneunneun only make a little odd, (takes another bite) I guess I still eat.
Gorny	(breaks through Trickster's chest)
Soos	'Sup, Gorny?
Gorny	I twaumatized!
	(Cut to back at the Shack)
Mummy Kid	What now?
Pirate kid	Let's just get the candy already! (Goes inside) An old friend? An old friend? (goes up to bathroom)
Stan	(Turns the water on, sighs.) Wash Stan shame. Wash your shame.
Soldier kid	(Comes into the bathroom) Ha! I think he may surprise us.
	The kids watch Stan pulling off the towel.
Stan	Huh? What is it?
Kids	AAAAAAAA! (run away)
	Pan out to show Stan wearing his underwear.
Stan	Ahahaha! Still got it!
Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Candy, and Grenda	(come inside)
Dipper	Stan Hey!
Mabel	Hi, Grunkle Stan!
Soos, Candy, and Grenda	Hello, Mr. Pine!
Stan	How 'it is hung.
Wendy	Hey scoop.
Dipper	Wendy!
Wendy	I did not see you at the party. Where have you been?
Dipper	Uh, I, uh ... I trick-o-treating was. With my sister. (Puts his arm around Mabe's shoulder)
Mabel	Yes.
Wendy	The party was lame anyway. The lobby was the first to get sick at home eating a candy stick.
	Dipper laughs.
Mabel	Oh, man. Every day we go home, we did not even eat any candy!
Stan	Candy? That's how candy (holds up the kid's bags)
	Dipper and Mabel grin at each other. Cut to the TV.
Announcer	and now again terrorism fears guide the town streets.
Woman	(on tv: screams at alien)
Alien	(On TV: screams back)
	Everyone is watching TV, eating the candies. Dipper comes to Mabel and attaches a bandage on Mabel's sore arm. Waddles munches the candy in his bowl.
Stan	You know the kid? I have a 'thinking. At the end of the day, not for candy or Summerween costums. Even afraid of the people. Pure evil: it is a day the whole family gathered in one place to celebrate what is really important! HAHAHAHAHA!
	Everyone laughs maniacally
Soos	I am a man had survived tonight.
	Everyone stares at Soos.
	Ending credit. Mabel, Grenda and Candy are taking pictures of Waddles with his business man outfit. Then the song "9 to 5" plays, as the screen shows some meme styled pictures of Waddles. Ends with the cracking skull's voice.