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Um...........I AM TIRED.OKAY! It is 1:56 AM in the morning,and i am not functioning well.So,this is just random,things popping out of my head.Just read!


Me:I AM A LUNATIC!

Some Lady:MY BABY!!!!!!!

Me:dude,chill.


Random Dude:I AM FREE!

  • In Jail*

Random Dude:i am NOT FREE!



Dude:looks like i got a present

Dude#2:look,its from browser

Mario:Mario

Weegee:Spaghetti


Government:o.o,gotta raise the taxes...

Government:cause WE ARE GOING TO NEW YORK BABY

President:we are going to Yorksville?

Tax Collector:WERE GOING TO YORKSVILLE BABY!

Government:um,no we aren't,plus Yorksville isn't real.

President:yeah it is

Government:*looks in map*,it's not even on the map

President:it is,if you use your imagination,anything can happen

Tax Collector:really,*try's to make Yorksville real using imagination*

Government and President:....


Tax Collector;come on,join me,*try's doing it again*

Government:is he constipating?

President:i'm sorry you had to see that money

Money:SPEND ME BABY!


Me:hey Titanic,i have a question?

TMG:sure,ask away!

Me:since your name is Titanic,how are you alive?

TMG:what do you mean

Me:what i mean is,your the Titanic

TMG:oh,that was my sister-in-law

Soul:you have a sister-in-law

Me:OMG,YOUR MARRIED TO SOUL?

TMG:WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Soul:um...no TM

Alison:SOUL AND TMG GOT MARRIED?

Matt:*sniff*,and i missed it,*sniff*

TMG:whoa whoa whoa,WHOA

Soul:TMG and i are not married

Me:then,how do you explain a sister-in-law

TMG:i meant my MOM'S sister-in-law

Me;your married to your mom?

Alison:SHE'S MARRIED TO HER MOM

DJ:OH MY GOD

Tuckyd:okay,this just got crazy

Soul:YOUR MARRIED TO YOUR OWN MOTHER TMG!?!?!?!?!

TMG:what,NO!

Me:then who are you married to then?

TMG:TO SOUL!

Soul:you just revealed our secret

Alison:I KNEW IT

Ruz:YES!

Me:THE SHIPPING IS NOW ALIVE

Me:YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!

Tuckyd:man,i am so happy for you soul

Soul:we gotta stop going on chat

TMG:yes,yes we gotta stop going on chat


Me:hey,where's my sandwich?

Ruz:i am your sandwich

Me:*eats ruz*

Me:man,humans are so delicious


  • In the bus station*

Dude:*looks at some smiley guy*

Dude:...

Dude:*pokes guy*

Dude:...

Dude:*pokes guy with two hands*

Dude:um...

Dude:hi-

Smiley Guy:*kills dude*

Smiley Guy:*takes guys lottery ticket*,I GOT,YAHOO


Me:*running away from the cops*

Cop:come back here little girl

Me:YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!

Me:*jumps off a cliff*

Cop:*eats doughnut*,man,that was easy


  • Sleeping on my bed*

Me:*wakes up and sees Jeff The Killer*

Jeff:go to sleep

Me:no

Jeff:why?

Me:cause i am to lazy to

Jeff:then,try to sleep

Me:whoa,nice smile

Jeff:thanks! I tried to get it like that

Me:you know,what would make your smile more great

Jeff;what?

Me:a mask

Jeff: >:(,well,that was very rude of you-

Me:JUST HURRY UP AND KILL ME,I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ALL DAY

Jeff;okay

Me:now,get on to the part where i go to sleep and you kill me,*pretends to fall asleep*

Jeff:*was going to kill me,but doesn't*,forget you,i'm to lazy to kill anyway

Jeff;*goes out the window*


Me:welp,that's all the time i have

Random Dude:and we will see you on Monday's

Me:Good-bye

  • Crazy stuff happen,lazers start shooting,nagging people,a running lunatic,dinosaurs,the titanic,a chameleon,UFO's,A giant baby*

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Thanks for reading this.Man,i never knew this would be so random.XD.See ya later!

Also,I FINALLY MADE A BLOG POST!YAY!

So,want the mustard or mayo?

  • A Game*

From this blog post i made,i have a game that was inspired by this.I inspired myself.So,anyways,This is how the game goes.

You make a blog post about something random.That's it.

Welp,this blog post will end in,3 2 1.O.O,um,okay well,BYE!

Hamu_41.gifIt can't get any funnier when I'm around Hamu_42.gif 06:41, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

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